So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Am I looking for you? Please read carefully... I'm hot, sexy, experienced and I know what I want and how I like it. I'm looking for one fit youthful stud for a discreet naughty fling. I am open minded and intelligent, looking for someone that's lived a little and travelled. Must be very attentive, willing to learn, able to please and available to suit my needs. I am attracted to...
well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...well if still interested...
.. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys...
What the fuck am I doing?
Back here again. Totally addicted. Hate it.
;)
I'm looking for a LOCAL 23-40 yo guy, FIT and Muscular (toned - hard!!!). I'm after QUALITY not quantity!
I want 2 MEET people for real not just talk, so pictures had better be YOU and current!!!
Fakers, Liars and game players need not apply - life is too short for wasting valuable time!!
I am 5'9" with a slim/athletic build, passionate, young at heart with a dry sense of...
Well educated, intelligent and successful Alpha female seeking male equivalent - for good conversation, cocktails, dining out and (x) if the chemistry is there...!! Do only contact me if you have a face picture on your profile - I will not be providing my email contact details...
SINCERE, CHUBBY, BUBBLY,LOVING LADY WANTS FUN AND MAYBE MORE, SO WHY NOT GIVE ME A GO, YOU NEVER KNOW SPARKS MIGHT FLY AND YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE ME
Hi there, ***Boys please read carefully***
I am in a happy relationship and not looking for any replacement NSA fun only. Hubby know and happy for me to play with who ever I want as we have a very open relationship as long as no one get emotionally attached and I am safe.
Looking for someone happy to be involve in mmf threesom every now and then (but not a...
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium muscular built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Ok a little about me... well i'm a 31 year old female looking for a bit of fun on the side! Only seeking no strings attached. I have not got a picture on display due to personal reasons but i'm not hideously ugly and will provide a picture if i feel interested enough in you ;-)
I'm looking for a friend as well as a lover, someone i can just...
Looking for a guy under 35 so if your older dont expect a response...sorry
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
Hello, I am an independent, intelligent, fun loving girl who likes to enjoy life. I have a good career but like to have fun when I have time off. Looking for someone with a good sense of humour, who likes to have a laugh. Iam married but it's a passionless one - so i am looking for a special person to enjoy some NSA time with but on a regular...
I am a bi female looking for fun, so if ur
1 a bi female looking for a night in
OR
2 u are a guy with a 10"+ cock n u think u can perform well please call
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME UNLESS U HAVE A 12" PLUS COCK N U CAN PROVE IT BY WAY OFF A PHOTO
Or
UR A BI FEMALE LOOKING 4 FUN
Thanks
All...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
Hi guys, just on here for some fun. Xx Can anyone actually show me a really good time xxx I like to do zumba so keep myself fit, love younger guys who never seem to tire xx
Hi...... Very large married lady here, Grey with Glasses. Likes to laugh and get on with who I'm with. Enjoys the company of a man even if there's nothing more to it. Please don't send automated messages because I wont reply. Oh and have just been told I should add to my profile that I won't meet smokers. I don't have time to search on here so please don't ask...
What am i looking for? Life has seemed to centre around work and other things recently.......so i am looking to introduce some fun into it. Not looking for a full on relationship at the monent but wouldn't rule it out if the right guy came along, just want to have a good time with someone on a regular basis. I have had some good and some bad meets from here,...
Help! I want a tall (im 5'10) sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x Oh! And someone who is just 'nice' would be great as well x And I forgot....also easy going, uncomplicated and someone that can make me happy......that's all xx lol x